Listen up besties! 👀 Ever wondered why you keep falling for guys who own more books than pairs of socks? Or maybe you’re that person who exclusively swipes right on dudes with “entrepreneur” in their bio? (No judgment, we’ve all been there! 💁♀️)
Get ready for the most called-out you’ve felt since your mom found your middle school diary! This quiz is about to read your taste in men faster than your best friend spots red flags in your latest Hinge match. 🚩
Whether you’re:
- Crushing on the gym bro who can’t stop talking about protein shakes
- Secretly stalking that mysterious artist on Instagram
- Or falling for the guy who thinks a first date at Starbucks is “fine dining”
We’re about to spill ALL the tea about what your type says about you! ☕️
Warning: This quiz is so accurate it should come with a therapist’s number attached. You might need to sit down for these results – preferably not on that suspicious couch your ex left behind. 🛋️
96% of people who took this quiz immediately called their bestie to either cry or laugh (or both). The other 4% were too busy sliding into their toxic ex’s DMs. Don’t be like them – take the quiz instead!
✨ Bonus: Unlike your last Tinder date, this quiz actually delivers what it promises! ✨
👇 Drop a “OMG SO TRUE” in the comments when you realize we’ve just basically written your dating biography!
Side effects may include: excessive nodding, spontaneous “girl, same!” outbursts, and an urgent need to text your group chat.
- Question of
It’s Friday night, and your dream guy suggests a date. What’s getting you excited?
- Netflix and deep convos about the meaning of life
- Adrenaline rush! Skydiving, anyone?
- Fine dining and jazz, keeping it classy
- DIY pizza and board games at home
- Gallery hopping followed by craft cocktails
- Spontaneous road trip to wherever
- Question of
You spot them across the room. What catches your eye first?
- Those soulful eyes and that mysterious smile
- Their confident swagger and athletic build
- Impeccable style and sophisticated demeanor
- That adorable dorky laugh
- Their artsy vibe and unique fashion sense
- Wild hair and that couldn’t-care-less attitude
- Question of
Pick your ideal man’s career:
- Writer/Philosopher/Psychology professor…
- Pro athlete/Entrepreneur/CEO…
- Doctor/Lawyer/Executive…
- Software developer/Teacher/Veterinarian…
- Artist/Musician/Creative director…
- Travel photographer/Chef/Free spirit…
- Question of
What’s their signature scent?
- Old books and coffee
- Fresh sports cologne and mint
- Expensive designer fragrance
- Clean laundry and vanilla
- Essential oils and incense
- Ocean breeze and leather
- Question of
What’s their biggest turn-off?
- Small talk and materialism
- Laziness and negativity
- Poor etiquette and tardiness
- Drama and inconsideration
- Conformity and closed-mindedness
- Rigid schedules and clingy behavior
- Question of
Their ideal pet would be:
- A wise old cat named after a philosopher
- A high-energy dog for morning runs
- A purebred show dog
- An adorable rescue pup
- An exotic reptile
- No pets – they’re too busy traveling!
- Question of
What’s their go-to social media vibe?
- Long, thoughtful posts about society
- Gym progress and motivational quotes
- Sophisticated networking and business updates
- Memes and gaming content
- Artistic photos and obscure music
- Random adventures and sunset pics
- Question of
Their place looks like:
- Wall-to-wall bookshelves and vintage furniture
- Modern minimalist with a home gym
- Luxury apartment with designer everything
- Cozy gaming setup and superhero merch
- Eclectic art studio vibes
- Barely furnished – just a backpack ready to go
- Question of
Their idea of romance is:
- Writing you a heartfelt letter
- Planning an epic surprise date
- Expensive gifts and fancy restaurants
- Cute good morning texts and gaming together
- Creating art inspired by you
- Surprise tickets to another country
- Question of
Their friends would describe them as:
- The wise counselor
- The life of the party
- The successful one
- The reliable buddy
- The creative genius
- The wild card
- Question of
Their biggest dream is:
- Writing a groundbreaking book
- Starting a successful company
- Starting a successful company
- Creating something meaningful
- Making revolutionary art
- Living in 10 different countries