Hey brainiacs! Think you’ve got what it takes to tackle this mind-bending quiz? Fair warning: this isn’t your average “what kind of bread are you” type of deal. We’re about to put those genius neurons of yours through some serious gymnastics! 🤸♂️
Pro tip: Grab your favorite thinking snack. You’re gonna need it!
Let’s See What That Big Brain Can Do! 🤔
- Question of
If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around to hear it, what does the fox say?
- The tree is quantum-locked in both fallen and standing states
- The fox is too busy doing taxes to care
- Error 404: Sound not found
- The tree just needed a nap
- This question is clearly a simulation glitch
- All of the above, but in reverse alphabetical order
- Question of
You have three doors: behind one is success, behind another is a tiger, and behind the third is an endless loop of Baby Shark. You must choose. What’s your strategy?
- Choose door #4 (think outside the box, literally)
- Befriend the tiger to avoid Baby Shark
- Calculate the quantum probability of success
- Ask the nearest plant for advice
- Create a paradox by not choosing
- Write a strongly worded letter to the quiz maker
- Question of
If you’re traveling at the speed of procrastination, how long will it take to reach your deadline?
- Tomorrow + 2 coffee breaks
- One more episode
- Five more minutes (repeated infinitely)
- Error: deadline approaching faster than expected
- Time is a social construct anyway
- Let me get back to you on that
- Question of
Complete the sequence: Monday, Tuesday, Anxiety, Thursday…
- Another Anxiety
- Pizza Day
- The day after Wednesday
- All of the days are anxiety
- Who invented weekdays anyway?
- The sequence is a lie
- Question of
If A = 1, B = 2, and C = Blue, solve for happiness:
- 42 divided by coffee
- Purple + dinosaur feelings
- The square root of ice cream
- Undefined but trying its best
- Error: happiness cannot be computed
- ∞ + 1 puppy
- Question of
You have an infinite supply of tacos but only finite hunger. What’s the logical solution?
- Create a taco black hole
- Share with parallel universe selves
- Start a taco-based economy
- Question the nature of infinity
- Become one with the tacos
- All of the above, simultaneously
- Question of
If you stack all your life problems, how tall would the tower be?
- Taller than my student debt
- To infinity and beyond
- About 3.50 anxiety units
- Error: stack overflow
- Depends on the moon phase
- Let’s not and say we did
- Question of
What’s the square root of your emotional baggage?
- Childhood trauma + adult responsibilities
- Complex number involving pizza
- Cannot compute: too many variables
- √(drama × past relationships)
- The answer is therapy
- All of the above in interpretive dance form
- Question of
If a philosopher questions everything, what questions the philosopher?
- Their student loans
- The barista who spelled their name wrong
- Their cat, judgmentally
- The void, but politely
- Another philosopher, it’s philosophers all the way down
- That weird sound their car is making
- Question of
Calculate the probability of finding matching socks in the dryer:
- Lower than winning the lottery
- Inversely proportional to laundry urgency
- (1/∞) × desperation level
- Quantum tunneling is more likely
- Schrödinger’s socks: they both match and don’t
- The dryer is a portal to a sock dimension
- Question of
If overthinking burns calories, how fit is your brain?
- Olympic level overthinker
- Professional anxiety athlete
- Marathon worry runner
- Certified thought gymnast
- Gold medalist in mental parkour
- All of the above plus tax