🔥Sizzling With Scorn or Breezing Through Breakups?🔥
Are you the type to go full femme fatale after a split? Channeling your inner Kathleen Turner in Body Heat as you plot delicious vengeance? 💅🔪 Or do you simply shrug it off like an unbothered queen, sashaying away from the smoldering wreckage? 💃
This tantalizing quiz will reveal if you’re an intense Vengeful Viper 🐍…A hopelessly Melancholy Mess 💦…A robotic Stoic Soldier 🤖…An insatiable, flirtatious Mantrap 💋…An annoyingly Blessed Soul 😇…Or a totally Chaotic Wildcard 🃏 when it comes to life as an ex!
Prepare to confront your petty, your ugly cries, your thirst, and your unhinged antics! No ex-stone will be left unturned. 💥 It’s time to unflinchingly face the unvarnished truth about what kind of ex you are! Brace yourselves…this quiz is the REAL aftermath. 💯
- Question of
You see your ex out with their new flame. Your first thought is:
- 😈 “I hope their drink is poisoned.”
- 😥 “Why did they leave me? I’m such a catch!”
- 🤷♀️ “Eh, good for them. I’m over it.”
- 🔥 “Damn, they look hot. I’d still hit that.”
- 😇 “I’m so happy they found someone! Bless their heart.”
- 🕵️♀️ “I should probably stop stalking them. This is unhealthy.”
- Question of
Your friends want to grab drinks and vent about your ex. You say:
- 😡 “Don’t even get me started on that piece of garbage!”
- 😭 sobs uncontrollably into a pint of ice cream
- 🍷 “Sure, I could use a drink or five.”
- 😏 “I’d rather talk about my new fling. They’re an absolute smokeshow.”
- 🙅♀️ “Thanks, but I’m over them. No need to dwell on the past.”
- 🔒 “I can’t discuss my ex. It’s a legal matter.”
- Question of
You run into your ex at the grocery store. You:
- 🔪 Hurl produce at them with deadly accuracy
- 😱 Have a panic attack in the frozen foods aisle
- 😶 Blankly stare until they go away
- 💋 Blow them a kiss and wink suggestively
- 😊 Cheerfully say “Hi, hope you’re doing well!”
- 🚷 Get escorted out by security for previous ban
- Question of
It’s your ex’s birthday. You:
- 💣 Mail them an anonymous gag gift grenade
- 🎂 Bake a sad cake and eat it alone, crying
- 😐 Completely forget it’s their birthday
- 💐 Send them some flirty flowers “just because”
- 🎁 Get them a thoughtful card/small gift
- 🔒 Are legally barred from contacting them
- Question of
You hear your ex is in a new relationship. Your reaction:
- 😈 Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt
- 😭 Lock yourself in the bathroom sobbing
- 🤷♀️ “Oh, that’s nice for them. More fish in the sea!”
- 😏 Shoot their new partner a seductive wink
- 🥰 You’re genuinely happy they found someone!
- 🚔 You break into their home to leave crude drawings
- Question of
Your friends want to bash your ex over drinks. You say:
- 🍻 “I’ll bring the flaming shots and voodoo dolls!”
- 😿 “Can we please change the subject?” sobs
- 🙅♀️ “I’d rather not talk about them anymore.”
- 😏 “Only if we can discuss my new fling too!”
- 🤐 “I don’t like to speak ill of others.”
- 🔇 You’re not legally allowed to discuss it
- Question of
Your ex’s social media is filled with happy couple pics. You:
- 👻 Relentlessly spam troll all their posts
- 🥀 Angrily throw your phone across the room
- 👍 Like a few pics to seem unbothered
- 💘 Flirtatiously comment “Looking good!”
- ❤️ Leave a nice comment wishing them well
- 🚫 Are blocked from viewing their profiles
- Question of
You find an old gift from your ex while cleaning. You:
- 🔥 Immediately burn it in a blaze of glory
- 💍 Clutch it tightly while rocking back and forth
- 🗑 Toss it without a second thought
- 📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
- 📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
- 📦 Carefully box it up to return to them
- 💥 It explodes due to a hidden ejector seat
- Question of
Your mutual friends invite you both to the same party. You:
- 🔫 Bring a weapon “just in case”
- 😷 Feign deathly illness to avoid going
- 🤷♀️ Go and be cordial, it’s whatever
- 💄 Get all dolled up to make your ex jealous
- ✌️ Politely decline to avoid any awkwardness
- 🚔 Get arrested before you can even respond
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