Interesting Psychology Team
🔥Sizzling With Scorn or Breezing Through Breakups?🔥
Are you the type to go full femme fatale after a split? Channeling your inner Kathleen Turner in Body Heat as you plot delicious vengeance? 💅🔪 Or do you simply shrug it off like an unbothered queen, sashaying away from the smoldering wreckage? 💃
This tantalizing quiz will reveal if you’re an intense Vengeful Viper 🐍…A hopelessly Melancholy Mess 💦…A robotic Stoic Soldier 🤖…An insatiable, flirtatious Mantrap 💋…An annoyingly Blessed Soul 😇…Or a totally Chaotic Wildcard 🃏 when it comes to life as an ex!
Prepare to confront your petty, your ugly cries, your thirst, and your unhinged antics! No ex-stone will be left unturned. 💥 It’s time to unflinchingly face the unvarnished truth about what kind of ex you are! Brace yourselves…this quiz is the REAL aftermath. 💯
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Question of
You see your ex out with their new flame. Your first thought is:
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😈 “I hope their drink is poisoned.”
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😥 “Why did they leave me? I’m such a catch!”
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🤷♀️ “Eh, good for them. I’m over it.”
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🔥 “Damn, they look hot. I’d still hit that.”
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😇 “I’m so happy they found someone! Bless their heart.”
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🕵️♀️ “I should probably stop stalking them. This is unhealthy.”
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Question of
Your friends want to grab drinks and vent about your ex. You say:
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😡 “Don’t even get me started on that piece of garbage!”
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😭 sobs uncontrollably into a pint of ice cream
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🍷 “Sure, I could use a drink or five.”
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😏 “I’d rather talk about my new fling. They’re an absolute smokeshow.”
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🙅♀️ “Thanks, but I’m over them. No need to dwell on the past.”
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🔒 “I can’t discuss my ex. It’s a legal matter.”
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Question of
You run into your ex at the grocery store. You:
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🔪 Hurl produce at them with deadly accuracy
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😱 Have a panic attack in the frozen foods aisle
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😶 Blankly stare until they go away
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💋 Blow them a kiss and wink suggestively
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😊 Cheerfully say “Hi, hope you’re doing well!”
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🚷 Get escorted out by security for previous ban
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Question of
It’s your ex’s birthday. You:
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💣 Mail them an anonymous gag gift grenade
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🎂 Bake a sad cake and eat it alone, crying
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😐 Completely forget it’s their birthday
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💐 Send them some flirty flowers “just because”
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🎁 Get them a thoughtful card/small gift
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🔒 Are legally barred from contacting them
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Question of
You hear your ex is in a new relationship. Your reaction:
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😈 Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt
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😭 Lock yourself in the bathroom sobbing
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🤷♀️ “Oh, that’s nice for them. More fish in the sea!”
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😏 Shoot their new partner a seductive wink
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🥰 You’re genuinely happy they found someone!
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🚔 You break into their home to leave crude drawings
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Question of
Your friends want to bash your ex over drinks. You say:
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🍻 “I’ll bring the flaming shots and voodoo dolls!”
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😿 “Can we please change the subject?” sobs
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🙅♀️ “I’d rather not talk about them anymore.”
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😏 “Only if we can discuss my new fling too!”
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🤐 “I don’t like to speak ill of others.”
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🔇 You’re not legally allowed to discuss it
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Question of
Your ex’s social media is filled with happy couple pics. You:
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👻 Relentlessly spam troll all their posts
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🥀 Angrily throw your phone across the room
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👍 Like a few pics to seem unbothered
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💘 Flirtatiously comment “Looking good!”
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❤️ Leave a nice comment wishing them well
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🚫 Are blocked from viewing their profiles
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Question of
You find an old gift from your ex while cleaning. You:
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🔥 Immediately burn it in a blaze of glory
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💍 Clutch it tightly while rocking back and forth
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🗑 Toss it without a second thought
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📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
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📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
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📦 Carefully box it up to return to them
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💥 It explodes due to a hidden ejector seat
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Question of
Your mutual friends invite you both to the same party. You:
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🔫 Bring a weapon “just in case”
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😷 Feign deathly illness to avoid going
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🤷♀️ Go and be cordial, it’s whatever
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💄 Get all dolled up to make your ex jealous
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✌️ Politely decline to avoid any awkwardness
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🚔 Get arrested before you can even respond
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