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What Kind of Ex Am I?

  • Question of

    You see your ex out with their new flame. Your first thought is:

    What Kind of Ex Am I (6) a woman watching her EX walking with another woman couple
    • 😈 “I hope their drink is poisoned.”
    • 😥 “Why did they leave me? I’m such a catch!”
    • 🤷‍♀️ “Eh, good for them. I’m over it.”
    • 🔥 “Damn, they look hot. I’d still hit that.”
    • 😇 “I’m so happy they found someone! Bless their heart.”
    • 🕵️‍♀️ “I should probably stop stalking them. This is unhealthy.”
  • Question of

    Your friends want to grab drinks and vent about your ex. You say:

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    • 😡 “Don’t even get me started on that piece of garbage!”
    • 😭 sobs uncontrollably into a pint of ice cream
    • 🍷 “Sure, I could use a drink or five.”
    • 😏 “I’d rather talk about my new fling. They’re an absolute smokeshow.”
    • 🙅‍♀️ “Thanks, but I’m over them. No need to dwell on the past.”
    • 🔒 “I can’t discuss my ex. It’s a legal matter.”
  • Question of

    You run into your ex at the grocery store. You:

    • 🔪 Hurl produce at them with deadly accuracy
    • 😱 Have a panic attack in the frozen foods aisle
    • 😶 Blankly stare until they go away
    • 💋 Blow them a kiss and wink suggestively
    • 😊 Cheerfully say “Hi, hope you’re doing well!”
    • 🚷 Get escorted out by security for previous ban
  • Question of

    It’s your ex’s birthday. You:

    • 💣 Mail them an anonymous gag gift grenade
    • 🎂 Bake a sad cake and eat it alone, crying
    • 😐 Completely forget it’s their birthday
    • 💐 Send them some flirty flowers “just because”
    • 🎁 Get them a thoughtful card/small gift
    • 🔒 Are legally barred from contacting them
  • Question of

    You hear your ex is in a new relationship. Your reaction:

    • 😈 Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt
    • 😭 Lock yourself in the bathroom sobbing
    • 🤷‍♀️ “Oh, that’s nice for them. More fish in the sea!”
    • 😏 Shoot their new partner a seductive wink
    • 🥰 You’re genuinely happy they found someone!
    • 🚔 You break into their home to leave crude drawings
  • Question of

    Your friends want to bash your ex over drinks. You say:

    • 🍻 “I’ll bring the flaming shots and voodoo dolls!”
    • 😿 “Can we please change the subject?” sobs
    • 🙅‍♀️ “I’d rather not talk about them anymore.”
    • 😏 “Only if we can discuss my new fling too!”
    • 🤐 “I don’t like to speak ill of others.”
    • 🔇 You’re not legally allowed to discuss it
  • Question of

    Your ex’s social media is filled with happy couple pics. You:

    • 👻 Relentlessly spam troll all their posts
    • 🥀 Angrily throw your phone across the room
    • 👍 Like a few pics to seem unbothered
    • 💘 Flirtatiously comment “Looking good!”
    • ❤️ Leave a nice comment wishing them well
    • 🚫 Are blocked from viewing their profiles
  • Question of

    You find an old gift from your ex while cleaning. You:

    • 🔥 Immediately burn it in a blaze of glory
    • 💍 Clutch it tightly while rocking back and forth
    • 🗑 Toss it without a second thought
    • 📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
    • 📷 Take some sexy pics with it to get their attention
    • 📦 Carefully box it up to return to them
    • 💥 It explodes due to a hidden ejector seat
  • Question of

    Your mutual friends invite you both to the same party. You:

    • 🔫 Bring a weapon “just in case”
    • 😷 Feign deathly illness to avoid going
    • 🤷‍♀️ Go and be cordial, it’s whatever
    • 💄 Get all dolled up to make your ex jealous
    • ✌️ Politely decline to avoid any awkwardness
    • 🚔 Get arrested before you can even respond

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